Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
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