okay pat passed out under dana's car
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
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Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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