you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
You know, be my cock's hype man.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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