My pussy is not your playground.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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