Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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