There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
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I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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