no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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