we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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