More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
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We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
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Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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