Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
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If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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