it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I look better un-naked...
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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