how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
we're making bets on your personal life
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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