Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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