in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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