sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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