My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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