nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
My penis needs a shock collar
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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