the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
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so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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