I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
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I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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