Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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