Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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