So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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