Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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