I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Shame - the story of my life.
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