sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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