If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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