how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
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I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
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