I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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