i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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