i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
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Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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