She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
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Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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