My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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