do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
MIDGETS
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Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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