I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
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See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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