that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
