I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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