We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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