So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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