Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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