the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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