Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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