Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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