if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
he just fucked me for my cheese..
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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