that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
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I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
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I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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