Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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