theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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