i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
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I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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