I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Randomize
