Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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