I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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