She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Is that strawberry winking at me??
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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