you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
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You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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