he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
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Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
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Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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