Betty ford says i'm here all night
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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