Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Your cock deserves a montage
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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