i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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