the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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