Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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