are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
vagina is talking i cant
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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