We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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