i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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